Holidays always make me sad. I dont mean to be bitter or jealous of all your beautiful families. It just makes me sad that mine fell apart. I miss my family. And if you dont have divorced parents youll never understand
how to kiss a boy
- grab his waist
- slip your hand in his pocket
- steal his wallet
- dont even kiss him
- just run
Cooked tortellini alfredo, and now taking gbs and watching This is The End with my boyf.
We are the laziest/happiest people
I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college
What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either
also nick offerman is coming for fsu homecoming lol like wuttttttttt im meeting ron swanson
Aubrey Plaza was named after the song by Bread.. SO WAS I!
fan girling so hard becuase shes so beautiful and I also want to marry/be/look at her forever
my boyfriend is the most perfect person